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Statue Rentals #2: Saying Goodbye
🕑 Added 2025-04-22 04:00:14 +0000 UTCI hope we are all fans of the infamous Armed Apples sports team franchise. He does look like Mr. Rockford...
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PAGE 2 – Saying Goodbye
Panel 1 – Stacy and Reggie sitting on sofa of their shared apartment, talking
Reggie: You got the modeling gig but it turns out your aren't posing for a statue... You are the statue?
Stacy: That's the gist of it. It pays so well because I'll made of stone for three months, perhaps six.
Reggie: Six?! This is crazy, Stace.
Stacy: I'm well aware of how crazy it is but the money's just too good to ignore. Besides, it's not like I'll be dead for six months. I'll be aware, able to think, feel, and watch.
Reggie: Ick. That could be worse than being unconscious. What if being immobile is an itch you can't scratch for months?
Stacy: I don't need you adding your anxieties to my own, Reg.
Panel 2 – Bedroom, goodbye shake, boxes packed in corner
Reggie: Have this Meredith send me the details when you get... installed. I'll bring Leona to see you and your rock hard abs.
Stacy: Are the puns going to start already?
Reggie: You know it.
Stacy: Just remember who your best friend is while I'm impressing the art world.
Reggie: Tyrel, of course.
Stacy: Your attempt to get blood from a stone has failed.
Reggie: Stacy, I want you to know I've never taken you for granite.
Stacy: Marbleous.
Stacy: Now, help me carry these boxes to storage.
Comments
David Fenger
Hah! Very relatable banter - I have several incorrigible (and encourageable) punsters in my gaming group.
