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A few snippet vids of me in what was my favourite tee for a ..
🕑 Added 2024-12-20 09:25:16 +0000 UTCA few snippet vids of me in what was my favourite tee for a long time. When I bought it, it was pretty much a perfect fit. A little tight across the shoulders, but what a civilian would call a perfect fit.
The tee finally gave up at the end of 2023. I took the sleeves off because they'd started annoying me at the gym. But for some reason I didn't reinforce the top of the side seam afterwards. So it split down the whole left side seam while I was out having beers with some mates.
The bro at the bar gave me a safety pin, but it was pretty much a tit and half a keg hanging out all night. The beers were good so stuck around and hung out in more ways than one.
I was mostly with civilians, but there was one fellow like-minded feeder sicko amongst the crew who had a real good time. It was like perfect gainer fiction.
"DUDE!! Did you see Josh blew his shirt wide open??"
"The whole thing just exploded right up the side!!"
"We should order some food but I think Josh has had enough haha"
"Look! Haha it's all being held in by a safety pin."
There was one point he undid the pin and let the blowout happen again. Let's just say it made for some good lols from everybody. Have to say it wasn't easy to hide my raging boner at that point. Well. I guess I didn't have to say that. But, well, I've done it now, so there.
Rest In Power, Blue Tee. Thank you for your service.
P.S. There's new stuff en route, and I'm tracking down old Thornypencils vids for your nostalgic delectation. My size and gluttony is some of them even surprise me. So that's fun. Ta!
