you guys i’m not joking: my ass was the only part of my body..
🕑 Added 2023-03-27 09:03:20 +0000 UTC
you guys i’m not joking: my ass was the only part of my body that got sun burnt. this is the same thing that happened to me in hawaii when i went snorkeling.
for some reason, when i snorkel, my ass sticks out of the water. no matter how hard i try to be mindful and lay flat, somehow, my ass becomes a buoy and sticks out for the world to see. it isn’t even that big of an ass. my friend i was with said he could keep track of me anywhere in the water because i was the only person with my ass sticking out. the guide said make sure you follow the buddy system and my friend called it the butty system. it hurts. pictures to follow.
