Caution: gooning will cause an intense relapse and the follo..
🕑 Added 2024-02-25 16:06:51 +0000 UTC
Caution: gooning will cause an intense relapse and the following symptoms may be common:
-shortened reflexes
-lowered senses
-perspirating pores
-weak knees
-throbbing wallet flaps
-complete financial ruin
I’ll have you by the balls as I inflict utter financial collapse and the demise of your dignity..
Sounds like fun right?
Let’s begin, it’s time to reprogram you to personal ATM 🏧
