I return to our bedside where you spend most of your time to..
🕑 Added 2023-03-29 16:03:38 +0000 UTC
I return to our bedside where you spend most of your time to tell you about a phone call I just had with a couple of our friends. They want to plan another trip, like the ones we used to go on a few years back. The only issue is they don't know about what a fatty you are now. They don't know how much you've ballooned and how you've gotten too fat and out of shape to do much but stuff yourself in bed and balloon even more. Needless to say, they were horrified when I told them about how huge you are now and that a trip was out of the question for you. I know you're excited to see the shock on their faces when they finally see what a huge, out of control pig you are now. It's a far cry from the guy who was always up for a hike and an adventure before.
